‘Jungle Cruise’ Is the Ride of the Summer!

There’s something about experiencing the greatness of Disney. It’s a feeling that permeates your very soul to the core and leaves you utterly filled with joy. That is the feeling Jungle Cruise gave me yesterday.

A few weeks ago I was one of those people who told myself that I would watch Jungle Cruise when it arrived on Disney+ for free. Then we went to see Snake Eyes. Suddenly, after somewhat enjoying the film that garnered a 38% Rotten score from critics, I thought to myself, “Oh what the heck. I might as well see Jungle Cruise too.”

When the first reactions spilled online and they painted a picture of fun, summertime movie watching I began to get excited about watching the film. Especially when I began to remember that every Emily Blunt movie I’ve watched has been an enjoyable experience.

So yesterday I went to my local Regal IMAX theater with my family and for two hours I was sucked into Disney World essentially. Jungle Cruise is no masterpiece in originality but it manages to infuse the best parts of other classic summer films–Pirates of the Caribbean, The Mummy, Indiana Jones–to become something that, in its own right, is something special.

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The First Poster for ‘Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings’ Is Here

Shang-Chi‘s marketing is ramping up and now we’ve got our first official poster. Unfortunately, the poster’s got some mixed reactions among the fandom and for good reason.

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This poster pretty much looks like a plain photoshop job which is very disappointing, to be honest. I like the idea of The Mandarin looming over his son, Shang-Chi, in the poster but their smaller selves at the bottom of the poster just looks offputting. It’s messing up the flow of the poster and the dark, muted colors aren’t helping matters.

There have been some great posters for Marvel Studios’ recent work but this ain’t it. I hope the character posters and later posters are better than this.

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The First Image of ‘Hawkeye’ Is Here!

Hawkeye is coming and finally we’ve got an official image plus a date for the next live-action MCU Disney+ series. Here it is.

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Our Hawkeye comes face to face with his protege, Kate Bishop, a character who in the comics later takes on the mantle of Hawkeye herself.

I’m so excited to see how their stories unfold and connect and to see why they’re even meeting in the first place. And now we have an official release date: November 24.

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I Think Loki May Actually Be In ‘Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness’

I’m not one to get worked up by rumors…unless those rumors are really substantial. Apparently, before Loki had even ended, there were rumors going around that Loki was going to appear in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. Those rumors seemed even more validated after the Loki finale.

The finale’s only post-credits scene featured a simple but very exciting reveal; Loki Will Return in Season 2. Immediately I began to assume that this would be Loki’s next rodeo instead of an appearance in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness but then something occurred to me.

Neither Kevin Feige, Victoria Alonso, or Tom Hiddleston have disputed these rumors that he would appear in the Doctor Strange sequel and considering how good Marvel Studios has been at keeping secrets lately it’s very plausible that he could play a sizable role in the film.

And here’s another clue that yes, he could actually be in the film.

Tom Hiddleston Recaps Loki's Entire MCU Story So Far In 30 Seconds

When Loki was coming out Tom Hiddleston did several promotional videos, one being a 30-second history lesson about Loki’s story in the MCU. And in this video he still has his black dyed hair!

They had been finished filming Loki so why would he have his hair still dyed? Meanwhile, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness had just concluded filming in mid-April. Loki would premiere on Disney+ a little over a month later, meaning he could’ve done this promotional video shortly after potentially filming for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness which was in production in London where he lives!

And is it just a coincidence that Michael Waldron, the head writer for Loki, is also writing Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness? 👀

Oh, the dots are connecting and if Loki is in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness I’m going to lose my mind!

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I’ve Seen Two More Classics: ‘High Noon’ and ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’

I love watching movie classics! There’s something so joyous about sitting down and turning on a really good black-and-white film. Maybe it’s because these classics felt so much more creative in their storytelling than the generic hodgepodge of movies these days but yeah, I love watching classic cinema. This past week I decided to watch two films that caught my eye; High Noon and It’s a Wonderful Life.

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I decided to watch High Noon because I love a good Western and this Western earned the film’s star, Gary Cooper, an Oscar for Best Actor. That’s like an actor getting an Oscar for playing a superhero these days.

So I turned on the film and at first I was kind of bored with the story but after a while my anxiety built and built until by the end I could barely contain my muffled screams of anguish.

High Noon tells the story of a newly-retired sheriff who has a date with four revenge-stricken gunslingers who are out to kill him. But here’s the catch, the gunslingers’ leader is coming on the noon train, meaning the sheriff has to try and recruit deputies and wait for the noon train to come before the showdown.

What transpires is a brilliantly written, highly suspenseful conclusion that left me beaming when it finished. I’ve seen plenty of great Westerns in my time but High Noon is totally up there with the greats like The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Unforgiven, and 3:10 to Yuma.

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‘Black Widow’ Is the Greatest Female-Led Superhero Film: Here’s Why

(This is a longread.)

The list of female-led superhero movies isn’t long. There’s Catwoman and Electra, two mid-2000s’ films that featured attractive ladies (Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner) in tight outfits that left mid-riffs and breasts heavily exposed as they fought bad guys. Then there was Wonder Woman, Birds of Prey, and Captain Marvel, three late-2010s’ movies that sought to portray the female comic book character in a way that was both empowering and entertaining. They mostly failed. And last year’s Wonder Woman 1984 was filled with all sorts of pockmarks that led it to have a dismal 5.4/10 rating on IMDb and a Rotten 59% score.

Yes, female-led comic book movies have had more downs than ups. For some reason, writers haven’t been able to separate the woman from the character, resulting in stories that often felt lazily composed or as if the writers were trying too hard to make a statement.

Of these past six female-led comic book movies, Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel stand tall above the rest but even then those films are among the weaker entries of comic book movies in the last decade.

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Wonder Woman had every chance to be a remarkable origin story for the Amazonian warrior and while it has one of the greatest sequences in any comic book film–No Man’s Land–the movie is just a bit mundane.

Gal Gadot knows how to embody that gorgeous Amazonian goddess persona on the big screen and the film’s action sequences are pretty good (they would’ve been better if there was less slow-mo breaking the flow of the fight scenes) but what bugs me is the level of attention on Steve Trevor’s side of the story. He’s such an imposing presence on the movie’s narrative that the film almost should be called Wonder Woman and Steve Trevor.

This is a problem we seem to never have to deal with when male superheroes get their origin stories told. Female characters in those movies are either the doting love interest/damsel in distress or an afterthought to the man’s ascent to superhero awesomeness. But Diana Prince is hampered by Wonder Woman‘s male writers (Zack Snyder, Allen Heinberg, and Jason Fuchs) as they make sure to always have Steve Trevor as her equal in the movie. They even commit to the narrative that Diana discovers her inner power because of Trevor’s death, thus reiterating that narrative that a woman is nothing without a man, a turning point in the story that has grated on my nerves since I saw the film for the first time in theaters four years ago.

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